Saturday, September 26, 2015

The Naughty Wife and the Shoe Salesman

I managed to squeeze in the time and the Internet connectedness enough last week to get a new dirty little sex book published on the Kindle!  So for all those who love the stories by my pen name, Petit Morte, here are the links for The Naughty Wife and the Shoe Salesman in the U.S., U.K., and Canada.  Whoever you are in Japan - I love you!

For the U.S.

For the U.K.
The Naughty Wife and the Shoe Salesman

And for Canada
The Naughty Wife and the Shoe Salesman

Now if you really love me for my novels and children's books under my own name, or for my artwork - buy a book, share a book or you can send me a donation at sffoovay AT if you have Paypal because to really get any significant work done I'm gonna need a wifi hotspot and a new computer.  Meanwhile the Firefly has needs - like five new tires at $150 a piece and lets not forget our little car also needs tires.  The Internet connection I have here at the park is not dependable or fast enough to upload artwork or even my photos which I want so much to share and put on lots of pretty Zazzle things.

If you envy me my awesome life in the parks - let me point out that (not that I'm not having a great time) this is my husbands dream and he is MY miracle network child.  He worked hard all his life only to get fucked over by the corporation and our government and as awesome as this life is - it is also very frugal, allowing us to live on a few hundred a month and travel.  If you don't think creative people deserve to be paid, fine, do you think this good man deserves a decent few years before he dies?

I do.



Thursday, September 10, 2015

No - really, I AM a writer

I've been telling people I am a writer as we travel here and there and I tend to get the hairy eyeball.  Yeah, right - so you say.

No, really, I am - and I have actual ambitions to make a living at it one of these days.  To that end, I've been reading lots of how to write this, that, the other, and in general books lately (Mugging the Muse by Holly Lisle is a real favorite) and doing a great deal of background and practice writing for various projects in the works.

It might be 2016 before I have anything new out - or it might be next week (I have some quickie ideas) but either way, I am need of a few things now that we are on the road.  For one thing - our emergency fund is flat lined due to the repairs this week - and the RV still has needs.  So do we.  We could sure use a wifi hot spot - I could do a lot more to help us out financially then.

So if you'd like to help a struggling writer...  you could maybe buy or share a book or two.

First the (more or less) clean ones are all right here - novels for adults, nature lovers, and some kids books, too. Yes, click here. Buy one. Please.

For some reason (chuckle) most people actually want to know where the dirty books are - so here are all my sex stories and how-to books in all their perverse glory - yes, click here, buy a couple, they're only 99 cents and no, I can't see who bought them. Thanks

So yes, please, help a struggling artist and writer out - by actually purchasing something you want and will enjoy (I hope).  I'd much rather do this than go begging on the street corner or a crowdfunder.

If you think it is HORRIBLE that a creative person should want to be paid, well, consider my disabled husband who will also benefit, eh?



Products for pet lovers!

Do you love pets?  I have all kinds of fun t-shirts, mouse pads, key chains, and all that other great swag with my pet artwork on it at the Purebred Pets Zazzle Store  like these goodies:

White Boxer Dog T-shirt
White Boxer Dog T-shirt by purebred_pets
Get the best custom t shirts online at Zazzle
Yellow Labrador Retriever Dog Necklace
Yellow Labrador Retriever Dog Necklace by purebred_pets
Find other Dog Necklaces at
So, you know, hope you see something you like and want to buy or share with a friend!  Every little bit will help!


Summer Foovay

Pagan Greeting Cards

We love our full time RV lifestyle - but it's hell with the RV breaks down.  Yes, our beloved Firefly needed repairs this month.  OW.  And we still need new laptops and a wifi hotspot for on the road creating.  SO... maybe you'd like to buy some of my Pagan Greeting Cards on Zazzle...

Merry Mabon Greeting Card
Merry Mabon Greeting Card by foovay
Design unique personalized note cards from
Merry Mabon Greeting Card
Merry Mabon Greeting Card by foovay
See other Mabon Cards at zazzle
I'd much rather sell a few products than go beg on a crowdfunding site - all that ever gets me is some hate filled troll telling us to go die. Help a girl out? LOL


Living on the down low

If you are one of the few brave souls who have been with me for lo these many years of blogging and writing and webpage designing, wow, I l...